AFTER LIFE FOR TAX EVADERS
Added on: 7th Apr 2014
TONY AND HIS FRIEND JOHN DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT
AND GO TO GOD FOR JUDGMENT.
GOD TELLS TONY THAT BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON
HIS INCOME TAXES, THE ONLY WAY HE CAN ENTER HEAVEN IS
TO SLEEP WITH A STUPID, UGLY WOMAN
FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS.
A FEW DAYS LATER, AS TONY'S WALKING IN
THE PARK WITH HIS STUPID, HIDEOUS NEW GIRLFRIEND,
HE SPOTS HIS FRIEND JOHN WITH AN ABSOLUTELY
DROP DEAD GORGEOUS WOMAN.
"JOHN, WHAT HAPPENED?" TONY ASKS.
"I HAVE NO IDEA," JOHN REPLIES.
"I WAS TOLD I HAVE FIVE YEARS OF AMAZING SEX TO
LOOK FORWARD TO. THE ONLY THING I DON'T UNDERSTAND
IS WHY SHE ALWAYS YELLS.
'DAMN INCOME TAXES!'
WHENEVER WE HAVE SEX."
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