MIDGET WITH A LADDER
Added on: 16th Apr 2014
A MAN STANDING AT A URINAL NOTICES
THAT HE'S BEING WATCHED BY A MIDGET.
"WOW," COMMENTS THE MIDGET.
"THOSE ARE THE NICEST BALLS I HAVE EVER SEEN!"
SURPRISED AND FLATTERED, THE MAN
THANKS THE MIDGET AND CONTINUES TO PEE.
SUDDENLY, THE MIDGET PULLS UP A STEP LADDER
RIGHT NEXT TO THE URINAL AND SAYS,
"LISTEN, I KNOW THIS IS A RATHER STRANGE REQUEST,
BUT AS THEY'RE SO ADMIRABLE,
I WONDER IF I COULD TAKE A CLOSER LOOK."
AGAIN THE MAN IS RATHER STARTLED,
BUT SEES NO REAL HARM IN IT.
JUST THEN, THE MIDGET REACHES OUT,
GETS A TIGHT GRIP ON THE MAN'S BALLS,
AND SAYS, "OK, HAND ME YOUR WALLET,
OR I'LL JUMP OFF THE LADDER!"
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