In Honour of Stupid People
Added on: 26th May 2013
Are we missing
something - Is this a subtle kick back by those responsible for putting
instruction on Company products at the army of faceless folk who
write the 'ealth and safety laws?
In case you needed further
proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some
actual label instructions on
consumer
goods.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert
(printed on bottom) --
"Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Sainsbury's peanuts
--
"Warning: contains
nuts."
(talk about a news
flash)
On Boot's Children Cough
Medicine --
"Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking
this
medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce
the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5
year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
On Marks &Spencer Bread
Pudding --
"Product will be hot after
heating."
(...and you
thought????...)
=
&nb=
sp;
On a Sears hairdryer
--
Do
not use while sleeping.
&=
nbsp; (That's the only time I have to work on my
hair.)
On a bag of Doritos
--
You
could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details
inside.
(the shoplifter
special?)
On a bar of Dial soap
--
"Directions: Use like
regular soap."
(and that would
be???....)
On some Swanson
frozen dinners --
"Serving suggestion:
Defrost."
(but,
it's just a suggestion.)
On packaging for a Rowenta
iron --
"Do not iron clothes on
body."
(but wouldn't this save me
time?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid
--
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this
because???.....)
On most brands of Christmas
lights --
"For indoor or outdoor use
only."
(as opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food
processor --
"Not to be used for the
other use."
(now, somebody out there, help
me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines
packet of nuts --
"Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
On a child's Superman
costume --
"Wearing of this garment
does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I
blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw
--
"Do not attempt to stop
chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of
this happening somewhere?)
Comment on this