SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT
Added on: 4th Aug 2014
A MAN IS AWAY ON BUSINESS, AT A
CONVENTION FOR MARVELLOUS MACHINES.
HE FOUND A LONG CORRIDOR LINED WITH MACHINES
AND DECIDED TO TRY A FEW.
THE FIRST HE CAME TO WAS CALLED
''THE WONDER CUT''.
HE INSERTED HIS MONEY AND DID AS HE WAS
TOLD TO DO BY THE INSTRUCTIONS.
HE LAID BACK IN THE CHAIR AND AFTER A FEW
MINUTES THE MACHINE STOPPED AND HE HOPPED
OUT OF THE CHAIR, WITH THE
BEST HAIR CUT HE HAD EVER HAD.
FURTHER DOWN THE CORRIDOR HE CAME TO
A MACHINE THAT SAID,
'FOR THE BEST SHAVE EVER INSERT HERE'',
SO HE INSERTED HIS MONEY IN AND PLACED HIS FACE
IN THE SLOT. AND SURE ENOUGH HIS FACE HAD
THE BEST SHAVE HE HAD EVER HAD.
HE WALKED ON DOWN THE CORRIDOR UNTIL HE
CAME TO THE LAST MACHINE. IT SAID
''FOR THE MAN WHO HAS BEEN AWAY FROM HIS WIFE
FOR A LONG TIME AND IS IN DIRE NEED..
THE REST OF THE WORDS WERE RUBBED OFF BUT
HE GOT THE GENERAL IDEA.
HE MADE SURE NO ONE WAS LOOKING AND INSERTED HIS MONEY,
UNDID HIS FLY AND PLACED HIS ''THING'' IN THE HOLE.
THE MACHINE RUMBLED AND AFTER A FEW MINUTES OF
EXTREME PAIN HE WITHDREW HIS THING FROM THE HOLE
WITH A NEW SHINY BUTTON NEATLY SEWED ON THE END.
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