SNAPPY ANSWERS TO CV's
Added on: 9th Jan 2015
PECULIAR CV’S.
HERE ARE SOME FAVORITE GAFFES,
FOLLOWED BY WISECRACKS FROM THE PROS:
EDUCATION:
“I HAVE A BACHELORETTE DEGREE IN COMPUTERS.”
(THE PAJAMA PARTY STARTS AT 7 P.M.)
TOOLS:
“HUMAN BRAIN 1.0.”
(WE’LL WAIT FOR THE UPGRADE.)
REFERENCES:
“MY LANDSCAPER.”
(A REFEREE WHO WILL GIVE YOU
TWO GREEN THUMBS UP.)
DATE OF EMPLOYMENT:
“2002–9999.”
(SHE’S EARNED HER GOLD WATCH!)
EXPERIENCE:
“WORKED SUCCESSFULLY ON A TEAM OF ONE.”
(I ASSUME YOU ALL GOT ALONG?)
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