HEAVENS UGLIEST WOMEN
Added on: 17th Jul 2015
Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate.
St. Peter says, "OK, guys,
pretty much anything goes up here,
but whatever you do, never lie,
or you will spend the rest of eternity with
the ugliest women in the universe."
So they all agree and are admitted in.
The first guy makes it a week before he lies
about how rich he was on Earth.
Bam! Right at his side appears the
ugliest woman he had ever seen.
The second guy makes it another couple weeks
before he lies about how smart he is.
Bam! At his side appears the second
ugliest woman in the universe.
The first two guys are walking around with
their monsters of women when they see their
third friend walking with the hottest
woman ever conceived by man.
The first two guys say in unison,
"How did you land with that babe when
we get stuck with these nasty women?"
He nudges the babe and says,
"Tell them.
"She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
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