REGULAR SEX
Added on: 29th Jul 2015
A young couple who had just got married
were having sex all the time during
their honeymoon.
When the honeymoon was over they
had to adjust their sex schedule
to their work schedule.
So every day the husband
would get home at 5 o'clock
and every day they would go to bed at 5:15.
This went on for months,
never missing a day until
the wife came down with the flu
and went to the doctor.
The Doctor gave her antibiotics.
The antibiotics killed all the germs
inside her except for three.
These three germs were huddled together
inside her body talking over their survival plans.
One germ said,
"I am going to hide between two toes on her left foot.
I don't think the antibiotics will find me there".
A second exclaimed,
"I am going to hide behind her right ear.
I don't think they'll find me there."
The last germ said,
"I don't know about you guys,
but when that 5:15 pulls out tonight,
I'm going be on it!"
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