HOW TO TELL THE TIME WITH A DONKEY
Added on: 15th Nov 2015
A MAN AND HIS WIFE ARE ON
HOLIDAY IN TIBET.
WHILE SHOPPING IN A SMALL VILLAGE,
THE WIFE ASKS HER HUSBAND
WHAT TIME IT IS, LOOKING DOWN AT HIS WRIST
THE MAN REALIZES HE HAS LEFT
HIS WATCH IN THE MOTEL ROOM.
AFTER A FEW UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS
TO FIND AN ENGLISH SPEAKING LOCAL,
THE COUPLE FINALLY FIND AN
ELDERLY MAN SITTING QUIETLY
ON THE STREET WITH HIS DONKEY.
"EXCUSE ME," THE HUSBAND SAYS,
"COULD YOU TELL US THE TIME?"
"ABSOLUTELY", REPLIES THE ELDERLY MAN,
AND REACHES DOWN AND
GRABS THE DONKEY'S BALLS.
"IT IS 3:00," SAYS THE PEASANT.
"THANK YOU,"
REPLIES THE WIFE IN A SURPRISED VOICE.
AFTER DOING SOME SHOPPING AND
GRABBING A BITE TO EAT,
THE COUPLE RETURN TO THE OLD MAN
FOR THE TIME.
AGAIN THE ELDERLY MAN GRABS THE
DONKEY BY THE BALLS AND SAYS:
"IT IS NOW 4:45."
"THAT'S AMAZING," SAYS THE HUSBAND.
"HOW CAN YOU CAN TELL
THE TIME LIKE THAT?"
"SIT HERE WHERE I AM,"
SAYS THE PEASANT.
"NOW, DO YOU SEE THE DONKEY'S BALLS?"
"OF COURSE," THE MAN REPLIES.
"NOW REACH DOWN AND TAKE
THEM INTO YOUR HAND."
HESITANTLY, THE HUSBAND DOES
AS HE IS INSTRUCTED.
"NOW, SLOWLY LIFT THEM,"
HE CONTINUES.
AGAIN THE HUSBAND DOES AS INSTRUCTED.
"NOW LOOK UNDERNEATH THE
DONKEYS BALLS AND BETWEEN HIS
TWO FRONT LEGS."
THE HUSBAND DOES AS HE'S TOLD.
"NOW," THE OLD MAN SAYS,
"CAN YOU SEE THE CLOCK ON THE WALL
OF THAT BUILDING OVER THERE?"
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