NO MORE CHILDREN
Added on: 5th Dec 2015
AFTER HAVING THEIR 10TH CHILD,
AN ARKANSAS COUPLE DECIDED
THAT THAT WAS ENOUGH.
SO THE HUSBAND WENT TO HIS DOCTOR
AND TOLD HIM THAT HE AND
HIS WIFE DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE
ANY MORE CHILDREN.
THE DOCTOR TOLD HIM THAT
THERE WAS A PROCEDURE CALLED A
VASECTOMY THAT COULD FIX THE PROBLEM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD THE MAN THAT
HE WAS TO GO HOME,
GET A CHERRY BOMB,
PUT IT IN A CAN,
THEN HOLD THE CAN UP TO
HIS EAR AND COUNT TO 10.
THE ARKY SAID TO THE DOCTOR
"I MAY NOT BE THE SMARTEST MAN,
BUT I DON'T SEE HOW PUTTING A
CHERRY BOMB IN A CAN NEXT TO MY EAR
IS GOING TO HELP ME."
SO THE COUPLE DROVE TO MISSOURI TO
GET A SECOND OPINION.
THE DOCTOR WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL
THEM ABOUT THE PROCEDURE FOR A
VASECTOMY WHEN HE NOTICED
THEY WERE FROM ARKANSAS.
THIS DOCTOR ALSO TOLD THE MAN
TO GO HOME AND GET A CHERRY BOMB,
PLACE IT IN A TIN CAN,
HOLD IT NEXT TO HIS EAR
AND COUNT TO 10.
FIGURING THAT BOTH DOCTORS
COULDN'T BE WRONG,
THE MAN WENT HOME,
LIT A CHERRY BOMB AND
PUT IT IN A CAN.
HE HELD THE CAN UP TO HIS EAR
AND BEGAN TO COUNT,
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." AT WHICH POINT HE PAUSED,
PLACED THE CAN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND
RESUMED COUNTING ON HIS OTHER HAND.
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