AUTOPSY
Added on: 4th Jan 2016
AN AUTOPSY PROFESSOR WAS GIVING AN
INTRODUCTORY LECTURE TO A
CLASS OF STUDENTS.
STANDING OVER A CORPSE,
HE ADDRESSED THE CLASS.
"THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU NEED
TO MAKE A CAREER IN MEDICAL FORENSICS.
FIRST, YOU MUST HAVE NO FEAR."
HAVING SAID THAT,
HE SHOVED HIS FINGER UP THE CORPSE'S
ANUS AND LICKED IT.
"NOW YOU MUST DO THE SAME,"
HE TOLD THE CLASS.
AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES OF
UNEASY SILENCE,
THE CLASS DID AS INSTRUCTED.
"SECOND," THE PROFESSOR CONTINUED,
"YOU MUST HAVE AN ACUTE SENSE
OF OBSERVATION.
FOR INSTANCE,
HOW MANY OF YOU NOTICED THAT
I PUT MY MIDDLE FINGER UP THIS MAN'S ANUS,
BUT LICKED MY INDEX FINGER?"
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