COWS
Added on: 11th Jan 2016
THE ONLY COW IN A SMALL IOWA TOWN
STOPPED GIVING MILK.
THE PEOPLE DID SOME RESEARCH AND
FOUND THAT THEY COULD BUY A COW
JUST ACROSS THE STATE LINE IN
WISCONSIN FOR $200.
THEY BOUGHT THE COW FROM WISCONSIN
AND THE COW WAS WONDERFUL.
IT PRODUCED LOTS OF MILK ALL OF THE TIME
AND THE PEOPLE WERE PLEASED AND VERY HAPPY.
THEY DECIDED TO ACQUIRE A BULL
TO MATE WITH THE COW TO PRODUCE
MORE COWS LIKE IT.
THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT THEIR MILK SUPPLY AGAIN.
THEY BOUGHT THE BULL AND PUT IT IN
THE PASTURE WITH THEIR BELOVED COW.
HOWEVER, WHENEVER THE BULL
CAME CLOSE TO THE COW,
THE COW WOULD MOVE AWAY.
NO MATTER WHAT APPROACH THE BULL TRIED,
THE COW WOULD MOVE AWAY FROM THE BULL
AND HE COULD NOT SUCCEED IN HIS QUEST.
THE PEOPLE WERE VERY UPSET AND
DECIDED TO ASK THE VET,
WHO WAS VERY WISE, WHAT TO DO.
THEY TOLD THE VET WHAT WAS HAPPENING.
"WHENEVER THE BULL APPROACHES OUR COW,
SHE MOVES AWAY.
IF HE APPROACHES FROM THE BACK,
SHE MOVES FORWARD.
WHEN HE APPROACHES HER FROM THE FRONT,
SHE BACKS OFF.
AN APPROACH FROM THE SIDE,
SHE WALKS AWAY TO THE OTHER SIDE."
THE VET THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
FOR A MINUTE AND ASKED,
"DID YOU BY CHANCE,
BUY THIS COW IN WISCONSIN?"
THE PEOPLE WERE DUMBFOUNDED,
SINCE NO ONE HAD EVER MENTIONED
WHERE THEY BOUGHT THE COW.
"YOU ARE TRULY A WISE VET,"
THEY SAID.
"HOW DID YOU KNOW WE GOT
THE COW IN WISCONSIN?"
THE VET REPLIED WITH A
DISTANT LOOK IN HIS EYE,
"MY WIFE IS FROM WISCONSIN."
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