WIFE
Added on: 14th Jan 2016
OLD FARMER JOHNSON WAS DYING.
THE FAMILY WAS STANDING
AROUND HIS BED.
WITH A LOW VOICE HE SAD TO HIS WIFE:
"WHEN I'M DEAD I WANT YOU
TO MARRY FARMER JONES."
WIFE:
"NO, I CAN'T MARRY ANYONE AFTER YOU."
JOHNSON:
"BUT I WANT YOU TO."
WIFE:
"BUT WHY?"
JOHNSON:
"JONES ONCE CHEATED ME IN A HORSE DEAL"
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