FACTS ABOUT SWITZERLAND
Added on: 18th Jan 2016
IN BERN THERE IS A 500 YEAR OLD STATUE OF A MAN
EATING A BABIES. NOBODY KNOWS WHY.
THE SWISS MILITARY HAS BASICALLY PREPARED EVERY
POTENTIAL MOUNTAIN PASS AND TUNNEL THAT
ENTERS THE COUNTRY FOR DEMOLITION. WHY? IN CASE
OF WAR THE SWISS WILL LOCK THEIR JUNK DOWN.
SWITZERLAND DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD OF STATE.
INSTEAD IT HAS A 7 MEMBER COUNCIL THAT
GETS THE JOB DONE.
IT DOESN'T HAVE A CAPITAL EITHER BECAUSE ITS
CONSTITUTION DIDN'T DESIGNATE ONE
(BERN IS THE DE FACTO CAPITAL).
IN GENEVA THERE IS A GIANT THREE LEGGED CHAIR
THAT SYMBOLICALLY OPPOSES THE USE OF LANDMINES
IN 1802 THE SWISS FOUGHT A CIVIL WAR CALLED THE
STECKLIKRIEG. THE CRAZY PART? THEY ONLY USED
STICKS BECAUSE NAPOLEON HAD TAKEN THEIR WEAPONS.
THE ONLY PART OF A SWISS ARMY KNIFE NOT MADE
IN SWITZERLAND IS THE CORKSCREW.
IT'S MADE IN JAPAN.
SWITZERLAND IS A COUNTRY OF PACIFISTS!
THE MILITARY ACTUALLY KEEPS FULLY STOCKED
BUNKERS DISGUISED AS COUNTRY HOMES IN
THE MIDDLE OF POPULATED VILLAGES.
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