THE ATHEIST
Added on: 19th Jan 2016
AN ATHEIST WAS SPENDING A QUIET DAY FISHING
WHEN SUDDENLY HIS BOAT WAS ATTACKED
BY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.
IN ONE EASY FLIP, THE BEAST TOSSED HIM
AND HIS BOAT AT LEAST A HUNDRED
FEET INTO THE AIR.
THE MONSTER THEN OPENED ITS
MOUTH WHILE WAITING BELOW
TO SWALLOW MAN AND BOAT.
AS THE MAN SAILED HEAD OVER HEELS
AND STARTED TO FALL TOWARDS THE
OPEN JAWS OF THE FEROCIOUS BEAST
HE CRIED OUT,
"OH, MY GOD! HELP ME!"
SUDDENLY, THE SCENE FROZE IN PLACE.
AS THE ATHEIST HUNG IN MIDAIR,
A BOOMING VOICE CAME OUT OF
THE CLOUDS AND SAID,
"I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE IN ME!"
"GOD, COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK!"
THE MAN PLEADED,
"JUST SECONDS AGO I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN
THE LOCH NESS MONSTER EITHER!"
"WELL," SAID GOD,
"NOW THAT YOU ARE A BELIEVER YOU MUST
UNDERSTAND THAT I WON'T WORK
MIRACLES TO SNATCH YOU FROM
CERTAIN DEATH IN THE JAWS OF
THE MONSTER, BUT I CAN CHANGE HEARTS.
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE ME DO?"
THE ATHEIST THINKS FOR A MINUTE
AND THEN SAYS,
"GOD, PLEASE HAVE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER
BELIEVE IN YOU ALSO."
GOD REPLIES,
"SO BE IT."
THE SCENE STARTS IN MOTION AGAIN
WITH THE ATHEIST FALLING TOWARDS
THE RAVENOUS JAWS OF
THE FEROCIOUS BEAST.
THEN THE LOCH NESS MONSTER FOLDS
HIS CLAWS TOGETHER AND SAYS,
"LORD, BLESS THIS FOOD YOU HAVE
SO GRACIOUSLY PROVIDED....."
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