BADGER ATTACK
Added on: 20th Jan 2016
A SENIOR CRIME RECORDING OPERATOR
FOR THE POLICE FORCE, SAID:
"I ONCE TOOK A CALL FROM A MAN
WHO WAS LOST IN SOME WOODS.
"HE WAS ON HIS WAY HOME FROM A
NIGHT OUT AND WAS SCARED
THAT A BADGER WAS GOING
TO ATTACK HIM - THE JOYS OF ALCOHOL.
"HE WAS IN THE DARK AND COULDN'T
SEE ANYTHING USEFUL TO HELP
ME LOCATE HIM.
I REASSURED HIM HE WAS UNLIKELY
TO GET ATTACKED BY A BADGER.
"DURING THE CALL HE ADVISED
ME HE WAS VERY COLD,
SO I SUGGESTED THAT HE RUN
TO KEEP HIMSELF WARM.
"HE STARTED TO RUN AND EVEN
ASKED ME FOR PERMISSION
TO STOP BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED.
"I MANAGED TO DIRECT THE CALLER
TO SOME HOUSES AND FOUND
WHERE HE WAS USING MAPS AND
BY CHECKING THE ADDRESS
LISTED ON VEHICLE REGISTRATIONS.
"THE CALLER WAS VERY RELIEVED
WHEN HE GOT HOME AND
VERY THANKFUL FOR MY HELP.
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
HE GOT HOME WITHOUT
A SINGLE BADGER ATTACK."
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