BARBIE
Added on: 6th Aug 2013
Ralph is driving home one evening,
when he suddenly realizes that it's his daughter's birthday
and he hasn't bought her a present.
He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store, and says to the shop assistant,
"How much is that Barbie in the window?"
In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues,
"We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.00."
Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00
when all the others are only $19.95?"
"That's obvious," the saleslady says.
"Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house,
Ken's car,
Ken's boat,
Ken's furniture..."
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