PREGNANT
Added on: 2nd Apr 2016
“OK EVERYONE,”
SAID THE INSTRUCTOR
AT THE BIRTHING CLASS
TRYING TO GET EVERYONE’S ATTENTION.
“WE ARE GOING TO DO AN EXERCISE NOW,
THAT’S PURPOSE IS TO HELP THE MEN
SYMPATHIZE WITH THEIR PARTNERS.”
“WE HAVE HERE WHAT’S CALLED
A PREGNANCY SUIT,”
SAID THE WOMAN INSTRUCTOR,
HOLDING UP AN ARTIFICIAL
STOMACH WITH A STRAP.
“THIS IMITATES THE FEELING
OF BEING PREGNANT.”
WHICH HUSBAND VOLUNTEERS
TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO TRY IT ON?”
“I WILL” SAID ONE MAN,
TAKING THE SUIT AND TRYING IT ON.
“THIS ISN’T TOO BAD SAID THE MAN
WALKING AROUND.
I THINK I COULD GET USED TO THIS.”
“OK”, SAID THE INSTRUCTOR SMILING,
“NOW I WOULD LIKE YOU TO
BEND DOWN AND PICK UP MY PEN
FROM THE FLOOR.”
“YOU WANT ME TO PICK IT UP?”
HE SAID HESITANTLY,
“JUST AS I WOULD IF I WAS PREGNANT?”
“YES!” SAID THE INSTRUCTOR.
“HONEY,”
SAID THE MAN TURNING TO HIS SPOUSE
“DO YOU MIND PICKING UP THAT PEN FOR ME?”
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