WRONG ANSWER BESSIE
Added on: 2nd Jul 2016
FARMER JOHN WAS IN NEED OF MONEY
AND DECIDED TO TRY TO SELL HIS
TALKING COW BESSIE.
HE PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER
AND GOT A CALL THE FIRST DAY.
THE POTENTIAL BUYER CAME OVER
AND WANTED TO SEE IF INDEED
BESSIE COULD TALK.
"MY NAME IS RALPH
AND I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR
TALKING COW."
FARMER JOHN LED HIM TO THE
BARN WHERE BESSIE WAS.
"HERE SHE IS,"
FARMER JOHN SAID.
"I'LL ASK HER A QUESTION AND
SHE'LL ANSWER IT.
BESSIE, WHAT DO YOU CALL A
PERSON WHO BORROWS MONEY
WITHOUT INTENDING TO PAY IT BACK?"
"MOOOOOO….." SAID BESSIE.
"SEE? SHE JUST SAID MOOCH!
HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.
BESSIE, IF I WAKE UP FEELING CRABBY,
I'M IN A BAD…."
"MOOOOOO….." SAID BESSIE.
"RIGHT! A BAD MOOD! ONE MORE.
BESSIE, WHAT IS THAT BRIGHT
OBJECT IN THE NIGHT SKY?"
"MOOOOOO……" ANSWERED BESSIE.
"THE MOON! RIGHT! SO,
READY TO TAKE HER HOME, RALPH?"
"YOU, SIR, ARE AN IDIOT!
I WOULDN'T BUY DIDDLY SQUAT
FROM YOU! GOOD BYE!"
FARMER JOHN PONDERED FOR A MOMENT,
THEN ASKED BESSIE,
"I THINK THAT LAST QUESTION
STILL DIDN'T CONVINCE HIM.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, BESSIE?"
BESSIE REPLIED,
"I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SAID VENUS!"
Comment on this