GRANDMA'S DIPLOMA
Added on: 5th Jul 2016
A GRANDMOTHER WAS PUSHING
HER LITTLE GRANDCHILD
AROUND WALMART IN A BUGGY.
EACH TIME SHE PUT SOMETHING
IN THE BASKET SHE WOULD SAY,
"AND HERE'S SOMETHING FOR YOU,
DIPLOMA,"
OR
"THIS WILL MAKE A CUTE LITTLE
OUTFIT FOR YOU,
DIPLOMA,"
AND SO ON.
EVENTUALLY A BEWILDERED SHOPPER
WHO HAD HEARD ALL THIS
FINALLY ASKED,
"WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING
YOUR GRANDCHILD DIPLOMA?"
THE GRANDMOTHER REPLIED,
"I SENT MY DAUGHTER TO VIRGINIA TECH
AND THIS IS WHAT SHE CAME HOME WITH!"
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