THE GOLF BEGINNER
Added on: 21st Jul 2016
A RETIREE WAS GIVEN A
SET OF GOLF CLUBS
BY HIS CO-WORKERS.
THINKING HE'D TRY THE GAME,
HE ASKED THE LOCAL
PRO FOR LESSONS,
EXPLAINING THAT HE
KNEW NOTHING
WHATEVER OF THE GAME.
THE PRO SHOWED HIM THE
STANCE AND SWING, THEN SAID,
"JUST HIT THE BALL TOWARD
THE FLAG ON THE FIRST GREEN."
THE NOVICE TEED UP AND
SMACKED THE BALL
STRAIGHT ONTO THE GREEN,
WHERE IT STOPPED INCHES
FROM THE HOLE.
"NOW WHAT?"
THE FELLOW ASKED
THE SPEECHLESS PRO.
"UH... YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HIT
THE BALL INTO THE CUP,"
THE PRO FINALLY SAID, AFTER
HE WAS ABLE TO SPEAK AGAIN.
"OH GREAT! NOW YOU TELL ME!"
SAID THE BEGINNER.
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