WHERE IS THE BEEF?
Added on: 26th Jul 2016
THE NEWLY-MARRIED HUSBAND
CAME HOME FROM THE OFFICE
TO FIND HIS YOUNG WIFE
IN FLOODS OF TEARS.
"DARLING,
WHATEVER IS THE MATTER?"
HE ASKED.
"SWEETHEART,"
SHE SOBBED,
"THE MOST TERRIBLE
THING HAS HAPPENED!
I COOKED MY VERY FIRST
BEEF BOURGUIGNON FOR YOU
AND I GOT IT OUT OF THE
OVEN TO SEASON IT
AND THE PHONE RANG.
WHEN I CAME BACK FROM
ANSWERING THE PHONE,
I FOUND THAT THE CAT
HAD EATEN IT!"
"DON'T WORRY, DARLING,"
SAID HER HUSBAND.
"DON'T CRY.
WE CAN GET A NEW
CAT TOMORROW."
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