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Added on: 28th Jul 2016
TWO BEST FRIENDS WERE
HAVING LUNCH TOGETHER.
ONE WAS TRIM AND THE OTHER
WAS RATHER ROTUND.
THE TRIM FRIEND
ORDERED A SALAD,
HIS FRIEND ORDERED
A RUBEN SANDWICH
WITH LARGE FRIES AND
A MILKSHAKE.
THE TRIM ONE SAID,
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT
EVERY SPECK OFF YOUR PLATE;
BEING OVERWEIGHT
CAN PUT YOU IN AN EARLY GRAVE."
HIS FRIEND REPLIED,
"YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE
WASTING ANYTHING.
WHEN IT'S MY TIME TO GO
I PLAN ON FILLING THE BOX."
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