CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS
Added on: 8th Sep 2016
THEY'RE BACK! THOSE WONDERFUL
CHURCH BULLETINS!
THANK GOODNESS FOR THE
CHURCH LADIES WITH TYPEWRITERS.
THESE SENTENCES ACTUALLY APPEARED IN
CHURCH BULLETINS OR WERE ANNOUNCED
AT CHURCH SERVICES:
THE FASTING & PRAYER CONFERENCE
INCLUDES MEALS.
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SCOUTS ARE SAVING ALUMINUM CANS,
BOTTLES AND OTHER ITEMS TO BE RECYCLED.
PROCEEDS WILL BE USED TO CRIPPLE CHILDREN.
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THE SERMON THIS MORNING:
'JESUS WALKS ON THE WATER.'
THE SERMON TONIGHT:
'SEARCHING FOR JESUS.'
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LADIES, DON'T FORGET THE RUMMAGE SALE.
IT'S A CHANCE TO GET RID OF THOSE THINGS
NOT WORTH KEEPING AROUND THE HOUSE.
BRING YOUR HUSBANDS.
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DON'T LET WORRY KILL YOU OFF
LET THE CHURCH HELP.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE CHILDREN
AND DON'T KNOW IT,
WE HAVE A NURSERY DOWNSTAIRS.
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NEXT THURSDAY THERE WILL BE TRY-OUTS
FOR THE CHOIR.
THEY NEED ALL THE HELP THEY CAN GET.
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IRVING BENSON AND JESSIE CARTER
WERE MARRIED ON OCTOBER 24 IN THE CHURCH.
SO ENDS A FRIENDSHIP THAT BEGAN IN
THEIR SCHOOL DAYS.
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AT THE EVENING SERVICE TONIGHT,
THE SERMON TOPIC WILL BE 'WHAT IS HELL?'
COME EARLY AND LISTEN TO OUR CHOIR PRACTICE.
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EIGHT NEW CHOIR ROBES ARE CURRENTLY NEEDED
DUE TO THE ADDITION OF SEVERAL NEW MEMBERS
AND TO THE DETERIORATION OF SOME OLDER ONES.
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