THE CHAMPION JOCKEY
Added on: 19th Sep 2016
A CHAMPION JOCKEY IS ABOUT TO ENTER
AN IMPORTANT RACE ON A NEW HORSE.
THE HORSE'S TRAINER MEETS HIM
BEFORE THE RACE AND SAYS,
"ALL YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER
WITH THIS HORSE IS THAT EVERY TIME
YOU APPROACH A JUMP,
YOU HAVE TO SHOUT,
"ALLLLEEE OOOP!"
REALLY LOUDLY IN THE HORSE'S EAR.
PROVIDING YOU DO THAT,
YOU'LL BE FINE".
THE JOCKEY THINKS THE TRAINER IS MAD
BUT PROMISES TO SHOUT THE COMMAND.
THE RACE BEGINS AND THEY
APPROACH THE FIRST HURDLE.
THE JOCKEY IGNORES THE TRAINER'S
RIDICULOUS ADVICE AND THE HORSE
CRASHES STRAIGHT THROUGH
THE CENTRE OF THE JUMP.
THEY CARRY ON AND APPROACH
THE SECOND HURDLE.
THE JOCKEY, SOMEWHAT EMBARRASSED,
WHISPERS "ALEEEE OOOP"
IN THE HORSE'S EAR.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS
THE HORSE CRASHES STRAIGHT
THROUGH THE CENTRE OF THE JUMP.
AT THE THIRD HURDLE,
THE JOCKEY THINKS,
"IT'S NO GOOD,
I'LL HAVE TO DO IT"
AND YELLS, "ALLLEEE OOOP!"
REALLY LOUDLY. SURE ENOUGH,
THE HORSE SAILS OVER THE JUMP
WITH NO PROBLEMS.
THIS CONTINUES FOR THE REST
OF THE RACE,
BUT DUE TO THE EARLIER PROBLEMS
THE HORSE ONLY FINISHES THIRD.
THE TRAINER IS FUMING AND
ASKS THE JOCKEY WHAT WENT WRONG.
THE JOCKEY REPLIES,
"NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME
IT'S THIS BLOODY HORSE.
WHAT IS HE -- DEAF OR SOMETHING?"
THE TRAINER REPLIES,
"DEAF?? DEAF??
HE'S NOT DEAF -- HE'S BLIND!"
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