CANNIBALS IN THE WORKPLACE
Added on: 3rd Nov 2016
A BIG CORPORATION RECENTLY HIRED
SEVERAL CANNIBALS IN THE
INTEREST OF CULTURAL DIVERSITY.
"YOU ARE ALL PART OF OUR TEAM NOW,"
SAID THE HR REP DURING THE
WELCOMING BRIEFING.
"YOU GET ALL THE USUAL BENEFITS
AND YOU CAN GO TO THE
CAFETERIA FOR SOMETHING TO EAT,
BUT PLEASE DON'T EAT
ANY OF THE OTHER EMPLOYEES."
THE CANNIBALS PROMISED
THEY WOULD NOT.
FOUR WEEKS LATER,
THEIR BOSS REMARKED,
"YOU'RE ALL WORKING VERY HARD
AND I'M SATISFIED WITH YOU.
HOWEVER, ONE OF OUR SHIPPING
CLERKS HAS DISAPPEARED.
DO ANY OF YOU KNOW
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER?"
THE CANNIBALS ALL SHOOK
THEIR HEADS NO.
AFTER THE BOSS LEFT,
THE LEADER OF THE CANNIBALS
SAID TO THE OTHERS,
"WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS
ATE THE SHIPPING CLERK ?"
A HAND ROSE HESITANTLY,
TO WHICH THE LEADER OF THE
CANNIBALS CONTINUED,
"YOU FOOL --- FOR 4 WEEKS
WE'VE BEEN EATING MANAGERS
AND NO ONE NOTICED ANYTHING.
BUT NOOOO, YOU HAD TO GO
AND EAT SOMEONE WHO
ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING!"
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