TEN FUN THINGS TO DO AT YOUR LOCAL RETAIL STORE
Added on: 21st Nov 2016
1. TAKE THE SHOPPING CARTS FOR THE
EXPRESS PURPOSE OF FILLING THEM
AND STRANDING THEM AT
STRATEGIC LOCATIONS.
2. RIDE THOSE LITTLE ELECTRONIC
CARS AT THE FRONT OF THE STORE.
3. SET ALL THE ALARM CLOCKS
TO GO OFF AT TEN MINUTE INTERVALS
THROUGHOUT THE DAY.
4. START PLAYING CALVINBALL;
SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE
YOU CAN GET TO JOIN IN.
5. CONTAMINATE THE ENTIRE
AUTO DEPARTMENT BY SAMPLING ALL
THE SPRAY AIR FRESHENERS.
6. CHALLENGE OTHER CUSTOMERS
TO DUELS WITH TUBES OF GIFT WRAP.
7. LEAVE CRYPTIC MESSAGES
ON THE TYPEWRITERS.
8. RE-DRESS THE MANNEQUINS
AS YOU SEE FIT.
9. WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU,
WALK REALLY SLOW,
ESPECIALLY IN THIN,
NARROW AISLES.
10. WALK UP TO AN EMPLOYEE
AND TELL HIM IN AN
OFFICIAL TONE,
'I THINK WE'VE GOT A
CODE 3 IN HOUSEWARES,'
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
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