WEDDING ANNIVERSARY
Added on: 13th Dec 2013
AN AGED FARMER AND HIS WIFE WERE LEANING
AGAINST THE EDGE OF THEIR PIG-PEN WHEN THE OLD
WOMAN WISTFULLY RECALLED THAT THE NEXT WEEK
WOULD MARK THEIR GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.
‘LET’S HAVE A PARTY, HOMER,’ SHE SUGGESTED.
‘LET’S KILL A PIG.’
THE FARMER SCRATCHED HIS GRIZZLED HEAD.
‘GEEEE,’ HE FINALLY ANSWERED,
‘I DON’T SEE WHY THE PIG SHOULD TAKE THE BLAME
FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED FIFTY YEARS AGO.’
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