MURDEROUS NEIGHBOUR
Added on: 10th Apr 2014
A JUDGE ASKS A DEFENDANT TO PLEASE STAND.
"YOU ARE CHARGED WITH MURDERING A
GARBAGE MAN WITH A CHAIN SAW."
FROM THE BACK OF THE COURTROOM A MAN SHOUTS,
"YOU LYING BASTARD!"
"SILENCE IN THE COURT!"
THE JUDGE TURNS TO THE DEFENDANT AGAIN AND SAYS,
"YOU ARE ALSO CHARGED WITH KILLING A
PAPERBOY WITH A SHOVEL."
"YOU TIGHTWAD!" BLURTS THE SPECTATOR.
"QUIET!" YELLED THE JUDGE.
"YOU ARE ALSO CHARGED WITH KILLING A
MAILMAN WITH AN ELECTRIC DRILL."
"YOU CHEAP SON OF A...
" THE SPECTATOR STARTS TO SHOUT.
THE JUDGE THUNDERS BACK,
" I WILL HOLD YOU IN CONTEMPT!
WHAT IS THE REASON FOR YOUR OUTBURSTS?"
"I'VE LIVED NEXT TO THAT LYING BASTARD FOR
10 YEARS NOW, BUT DO YOU THINK HE EVER HAD A TOOL
WHEN I NEEDED TO BORROW ONE?"
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