"PAINT.MY.HOUSE."
Added on: 19th Aug 2014
A GUY MEETS A HOOKER IN A BAR.
SHE SAYS,
“THIS IS YOUR LUCKY NIGHT.
I’VE GOT A SPECIAL GAME FOR YOU.
I’LL DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WANT FOR £300,
BUT YOU HAVE TO REQUEST IT IN ONLY THREE WORDS.”
THE GUY REPLIES, “SURE, WHY NOT?”
HE PULLS OUT HIS WALLET AND LAYS
THREE ONE HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS ON THE BAR,
AND SAYS, VERY SLOWLY:
“PAINT…MY…HOUSE.”
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