BRIDGE BUILDING
Added on: 3rd Jul 2015
While walking along a beach,
a man finds a lamp and rubs it off.
A genie appears and offers to
grant the man one wish.
The man replies, "What about three?"
The genie retorts
"Look pal, I'm in a hurry,
I've been cooped up in that
damn lamp for. . ."
"OK, alright"
the guy responds.
"Tell you what,
I'm tired of paying for airplane tickets
to Hawaii. I'd like you to build a
bridge from California to Hawaii."
This annoys the genie.
He screams,
"Hey, this isn't the movies.
Your wish has to be practical."
"Do you know the engineering it
Would take to design that,
the materials it would take,
you'd have to compensate for plate
tectonics, the continental shelf. . ."
"Geez" the guy responds,
"Well, I'd really like to understand women."
The genie responds
"Did you want two lanes or four?"
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