THE TALKING CLOCK
Added on: 20th Jul 2015
While proudly showing off
his new apartment to friends
late one night,
the drunk led the way
to his bedroom where
there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?"
one of the guests asked.
"Why, that's the talking clock"
the man replied.
"How does it work?"
"Watch", the man said,
giving it an ear-shattering
pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the
other side of the wall screamed,
"For f**k sake, you wanker,
it's 2am in the f**king morning!!"
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