BLONDE ON A GALLOPING STEED
Added on: 26th Jul 2015
Standing beside a valiant stallion,
a beautiful blonde decides she
must ride this animal despite having
no previous riding experience.
Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back,
galloping through a lush green meadow.
Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly
picks up speed and she finds herself
euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing.
Once again, the magnificent animal
picks up speed except this time her
inexperience gets the better of her.
She finds herself barely able to hang on.
The startled horse is now in a dead run
and the beautiful blonde finds herself
hanging off to one side of the horse,
her head just inches from the ground,
catastrophe seconds away.
She begins to frantically scream
for help when all of a sudden.........
Frank, the supermarket door man,
calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.
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