FACEBOOKS TOP FIFTY FUNNIEST JOKES (29-20)
Added on: 13th Sep 2015
20. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week,
I phoned her up to arrange a date but
unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
21. A jump-lead walks into a bar.
The barman says
''I'll serve you, but don't start anything''
22. Slept like a log last night.
Woke up in the fireplace.
23. A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says,
''Is this some kind of joke?''
24. A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says
''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
25. The other day I sent my girlfriend
a huge pile of snow.
I rang her up and said
''Did you get my drift?''.
26. I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
27. Went to the paper shop
it had blown away.
28. A group of chess enthusiasts
checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories.
After about an hour,
the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse.
''But why?'' they asked,
as they moved off.
''because,'' he said
''I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.''
29. I was in Tesco's and I saw this
man and woman wrapped in a barcode.
I said,
''Are you two an item?''
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