I CAN SEE THIS HAPPENING
Added on: 13th Oct 2015
A lady decided to give herself
a big treat for her 90th birthday
by staying overnight in a
really nice luxurious hotel..
When she checked out the next morning,
the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00.
She demanded to know why
the charge was so high
"I agree it's a nice hotel,
but the rooms aren't worth $250..00
for just an overnight stay
I didn't even have breakfast!"
The clerk told her that $250.00
is the 'standard rate,'
and breakfast had been included
had she wanted it.
She insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appeared and
forewarned by the desk clerk, announced:
"This hotel has an Olympic-sized pool
and a huge conference centre
which are available for use."
"But I didn't use them."
''Well, they are here and you could have."
He went on to explain that she
could also have seen one of the in-hotel
shows for which they were so famous.
"We have the best entertainers from
all over the world performing here."
"But I didn't go to any of those shows.."
She Pleaded.
"Well, we have them
and you could have." was the reply.
No matter what amenity the
Manager mentioned, she replied,
"But I didn't use it!" and the
Manager countered with his
standard response.
After several minutes discussion
and with the Manager still unmoved,
she decided to pay,
she wrote a check and gave it to him.
The Manager was surprised
when he looked at the check.
"But Madam, this check is for only $50.00"
"That's correct" she replied
"I charged you $200.00
for sleeping with me."
"But I didn't sleep with you madam!"
said the manager
"Well, too bad, I was here
and you could have."
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