MARRIAGE SURVEY
Added on: 15th Oct 2015
A GROUP OF WOMEN WERE AT A
SEMINAR ON HOW TO LIVE
IN A LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR
HUSBAND.
THE WOMEN WERE ASKED,
"HOW MANY OF YOU LOVE YOUR HUSBAND?"
ALL THE WOMEN RAISED THEIR HANDS.
THEN THEY WERE ASKED,
"WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TOLD
YOUR HUSBAND YOU LOVED HIM?"
SOME WOMEN ANSWERED TODAY,
A FEW YESTERDAY AND
SOME CAN'T REMEMBER.
THE WOMEN THEN WERE TOLD
TO TAKE OUT THEIR CELL PHONES
AND TEXT TO THEIR HUSBAND:
"I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART."
THE WOMEN THEN WERE INSTRUCTED
TO EXCHANGE PHONES WITH
ANOTHER PERSON, AND TO READ ALOUD
THE TEXT MESSAGE THEY RECEIVED
IN RESPONSE TO THEIR MESSAGE.
BELOW ARE 12 REPLIES;
SOME ARE HILARIOUS.
IF YOU HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR QUITE
A WHILE....A SIGN OF TRUE LOVE....
WHO ELSE WOULD REPLY IN SUCH A
SUCCINCT AND HONEST WAY?
1. WHO THE HELL IS THIS?
2. EH, MOTHER OF MY CHILDREN,
ARE YOU SICK OR WHAT?
3. YEAH, AND I LOVE YOU TOO.
WHAT'S WRONG?
4. WHAT NOW?
DID YOU CRASH THE CAR AGAIN?
5. I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU MEAN?
6. WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO NOW?
8. DON'T BEAT ABOUT THE BUSH,
JUST TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU NEED?
9. AM I DREAMING?
10. IF YOU DON'T TELL ME WHO THIS
MESSAGE IS ACTUALLY FOR,
SOMEONE WILL DIE!
11. I THOUGHT WE AGREED YOU
WOULDN'T DRINK DURING THE DAY.
12. YOUR MOTHER IS COMING TO STAY WITH US,
ISN'T SHE?
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