TOUPEE
Added on: 5th Apr 2016
TED WAS GOING BALD
THERE WAS NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.
TRYING TO CHEER HIM UP
HIS WIFE BARBARA BOUGHT
HIM A TOUPEE.
BARBARA WAS VERY EXCITED TO
SHOW OFF HER “NEW HUSBAND”,
SO SHE WAS THRILLED WHEN ONE
OF THEIR FRIENDS INVITED THEM
TO A PARTY AT THEIR HOUSE.
IT WAS LATER THAT NIGHT AFTER
THE PARTY THAT BARBARA FOUND
TED LOUNGING AROUND ON THE
COUCH LOOKING DEPRESSED.
“WHAT’S WRONG HONEY?”
SAID BARBARA SITTING DOWN
ON THE COUCH NEXT TO HIM.
“I DIDN’T ENJOY THE PARTY AT ALL,”
COMPLAINED TED
“I WAS SO SELF-CONSCIOUS I FELT
LIKE EVERYONE WAS ABLE TO TELL
I WAS WEARING A TOUPEE.
“OH SWEETY”
SAID BARBARA PATTING TED’S KNEE,
“I’M SURE NOBODY WAS ABLE TO TELL!
IN FACT ALL OF THE PEOPLE AT
THE PARTY THAT I TOLD,
WERE ALL SURPRISED!”
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