TOILET BRUSH
Added on: 19th Apr 2016
LAUREN WAS FRUSTRATED.
SHE HAD COMPLAINED DOZENS
OF TIMES TO HER DAUGHTER
ABOUT HER NEWEST GAG OF
KISSING THE BATHROOM MIRROR
IMMEDIATELY AFTER
APPLYING LIPSTICK,
BUT IT WAS ALL TO NO AVAIL.
FINALLY, ONE DAY AFTER
SPENDING A HALF HOUR
SCRUBBING THE MIRROR,
ONLY TO FIND ANOTHER
KISS MARK AN HOUR LATER,
LAUREN HAD ENOUGH.
“LIZZY!”
SHE HOLLERED,
“WHAT?”
CAME HER DAUGHTER’S REPLY
THROUGH HER BEDROOM DOOR.
I CAN’T FIND THE TOILET BRUSH
THAT I’VE BEEN USING TO CLEAN
THE BATHROOM MIRROR.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE IT IS?”
AFTER HEARING THE GAGGING FROM
BEHIND THE BEDROOM DOOR,
LAUREN KNEW HER DAYS OF
CLEANING KISS MARKS OFF
MIRRORS WERE OVER.
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