CHRISTMAS TREE
Added on: 26th Apr 2016
A FAMILY IS AT THE DINNER TABLE.
THE SON ASKS THE FATHER,
“DAD, HOW MANY KINDS OF
BOOBS ARE THERE?”
THE FATHER, SURPRISED, ANSWERS,
“WELL, SON, A WOMAN GOES
THROUGH THREE PHASES.
IN HER 20’S, A WOMAN’S BREASTS
ARE LIKE MELONS, ROUND AND FIRM.
IN HER 30’S AND 40’S,
THEY ARE LIKE PEARS,
STILL NICE, HANGING A BIT.
AFTER 50, THEY ARE LIKE ONIONS.”
“ONIONS?” THE SON ASKS.
“YES. YOU SEE THEM AND
THEY MAKE YOU CRY.”
THIS INFURIATED HIS WIFE AND DAUGHTER.
THE DAUGHTER ASKS,
“MOM, HOW MANY DIFFERENT
KINDS OF WILLIES ARE THERE?”
THE MOTHER SMILES AND SAYS,
“WELL, DEAR, A MAN GOES
THROUGH THREE PHASES ALSO.
IN HIS 20’S, HIS WILLY IS LIKE AN OAK TREE,
MIGHTY AND HARD.
IN HIS 30’S AND 40’S,
IT’S LIKE A BIRCH, F
LEXIBLE BUT RELIABLE.
AFTER HIS 50’S,
IT’S LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE.”
“A CHRISTMAS TREE?”
THE DAUGHTER ASKS.
“YES, DEAD FROM THE ROOT UP AND
THE BALLS ARE JUST FOR DECORATION.”
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