INANELY FUNNY PUNS
Added on: 21st Jul 2016
THE WEDDING WAS REALLY EMOTIONAL
Even the cake was in tiers.
I WROTE A SONG ABOUT A TORTILLA
Well, it’s actually more of a wrap.
NEVER TRUST ATOMS
They make up everything.
I HAVE A FEW JOKES ABOUT UNEMPLOYED
PEOPLE BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER
None of them work.
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO GOT
HIT IN THE HEAD WITH A COLD DRINK?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
WANT TO HEAR A CONSTRUCTION JOKE?
I’m working on it.
A PRISONER'S FAVOURITE PUNCTUATION
MARK IS THE PERIOD
It marks the end of his sentence.
A BOOK FELL ON MY HEAD
I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
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