DATE NIGHT
Added on: 25th Jul 2016
A YOUNG MAN CALLED HIS
MOTHER AND ANNOUNCED EXCITEDLY
THAT HE HAD JUST MET
THE WOMAN OF HIS DREAMS.
NOW WHAT SHOULD HE DO?
HIS MOTHER HAD AN IDEA,
"WHY DON'T YOU SEND HER FLOWERS
AND ON THE CARD
INVITE HER TO YOUR PLACE
FOR A HOME-COOKED MEAL?"
HE THOUGHT THIS WAS A GREAT
STRATEGY AND ARRANGED A
DATE FOR A WEEK LATER.
HIS MOTHER CALLED
THE DAY AFTER THE BIG DATE
TO SEE HOW THINGS HAD GONE.
"THE EVENING WAS A DISASTER,"
HE MOANED.
"WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?"
ASKED HIS MOTHER.
"OH, SHE CAME OVER,
BUT SHE REFUSED TO COOK."
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