UPON LANDING
Added on: 21st Aug 2016
A PLANE IS ON ITS FINAL APPROACH
INTO AN AIRPORT.
THE PILOT COMES ON OVER THE INTERCOM.
"THIS IS CAPTAIN MARTIN.
WE'RE NOW ON OUR FINAL DESCENT.
I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR
FLYING WITH US TODAY AND
I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY."
HE FORGETS TO SWITCH
OFF THE INTERCOM.
THE WHOLE PLANE CAN NOW HEAR
THE CONVERSATION FROM THE COCKPIT.
THE CO-PILOT SAYS TO THE PILOT,
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY?"
NOW ALL EARS IN THE PLANE
ARE LISTENING IN TO
THIS CONVERSATION.
"WELL," SAYS THE CAPTAIN,
"FIRST I'M GOING TO CHECK INTO
THE HOTEL AND BRUSH MY TEETH.
THEN I'M GOING TO ASK THE
NEW STEWARDESS OUT FOR DINNER."
EVERYONE IN THE PLANE IS TRYING
TO GET A LOOK AT THE NEW STEWARDESS.
SHE'S SO EMBARRASSED
THAT SHE RUNS FROM THE BACK
OF THE PLANE TO TRY AND GET
TO THE COCKPIT TO TURN
THE INTERCOM OFF.
HALFWAY DOWN THE AISLE,
AN ELDERLY LADY GRABS HER
BY THE ARM TO STOP HER,
LEANS OVER AND SAYS,
"NO NEED TO RUN,
DEAR, HE'S GOTTA
BRUSH HIS TEETH FIRST."
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