DUMB JOB APPLICANTS
Added on: 25th Jan 2016
TRIED TO JUSTIFY THE CRIME.
A candidate explained an arrest by stating,
'We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.'
FORGOT TO PROOF READ THE
COVERING LETTER.
Advertising is a tough business. Which may be why one
prospective adman wrote a covering letter boasting,
'I am getting to my goal, slowly but surly.'
JUST WEIRD.
One job applicant went for an interview with a
cockatoo on his shoulder.
CARED ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE TOO MUCH.
Then there is the guy who forgot dark socks to wear with his suit
and coloured in his ankles with a black felt-tip marker.
CARED ABOUT HIS HYGIENE TOO MUCH.
Or the person that clipped her fingernails while
being interviewed.
HAD OTHER BUSINESS TO CONDUCT.
The person who took a cell-phone call and asked the
Interviewer to leave their office while they talked.
HAS A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY.
The candidate who told the interviewer he was fired from
his last job for beating up his boss.
HE WAS A FUGITIVE.
The candidate who said that by crossing the Maryland state
line he was in violation of his probation but felt the
interview was worth risking possible jail time.
SOMETHING DIDN'T ADD UP.
An applicant said she was a ‘people person,’ not a
‘numbers person,’ in her interview for an accounting position.
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